“He sleeps
naked!” I shrieked.
Patrick stopped
talking and every head in the room turned towards Fiona and I. Oops, perhaps a bit louder than I intended.
She giggled next to me while I wished the floor would swallow me whole.
“Gwen Sparks, up
front,” Patrick ordered.
My stomach
plummeted. It was like I was in junior high all over again—would he have me
write my name on the chalkboard? With angry footsteps, I stomped up to the
front of the room. Patrick looked like a general you’d find at any army base;
shaved blonde hair, square face, brown eyes, and muscles that tried to escape
his shirt. Once I was standing in front of him, he crossed the tree limbs he
called arms and glared at me.
This is ridiculous I’m twenty-six years old! Why do I feel like
I’m twelve?
“As much as
everyone is interested in finding out who ‘sleeps naked’, I will not tolerate
you disrupting the class. You will be my partner to demonstrate the lesson
today.” Patrick’s face was hard and the caterpillars he called eyebrows, pulled
together as he scowled. Fiona giggled a few rows back, but she covered it as a
fake cough; the strong urge to use magic to tie her shoelaces together teased
my thoughts.
“Today we will be
practicing three different maneuvers,” Patrick continued, addressing the room
again. “The first will demonstrate what to do if you’re being attacked. You
will pair off. One will be the attacker and the other the victim.”
I bet I can guess which one I’ll play.
“Gwen, you will
play the victim, and I’ll attack you.”
Ding, ding, ding! What do I win, Johnny?
While I was
having a sarcastic conversation in my head, Patrick disappeared. Everyone’s
head swiveled in different directions as they looked for where he went. As his
intended victim, I was scared. Patrick wasn’t the type to pull punches. Being
made an example out of at seven in the morning was a bitch.
Air whooshed
behind me. I turned too late and was knocked across the padded practice
mats—hard. I lay on the pad for a few seconds as I regained my breathing.
Patrick stood over me with a satisfied smirk.
“You always have
to be aware of your surroundings people. Vampires are quick and stealth; you
won’t see them coming.” He offered a hand to help me up, but I ignored it and
stood on my own. Patrick snorted at my childish snub and continued to speak to
his soldiers. “So how do you anticipate a vampire if you can’t see them?”
A few hands rose
in the air, mainly woman who cared more about getting his attention than
getting the answer right. He was cute, if you liked the “I’m Tarzan, you Jane”
attitude. I wouldn’t be surprised if he used a club to hit woman over the head
and dragged them back to his cave.
“We could use a
beckoning spell so vampires are always on our radar,” one woman said. “You
know, because that way they couldn’t
hide from us.”
“Wouldn’t that
spell also make it so we were on their radar?” Patrick asked.
The woman’s
cheeks turned a nice shade of red. “Yeah, I guess it would.”
More hands rose
in the air, but he ignored them and turned towards me instead.
“Gwen?”
“What?”
“Do you know how
to spot a vampire?”
“They’re the ones
with the fangs?” A few people laughed at my sarcasm, but Patrick didn’t look
amused.
“Give me ten,” he
ordered.
“Ten what?”
“Pushups.”
Ah hell. “Seriously?” Someone needed to tell this
dude we weren’t on an army base.
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